A Teetotaler Jots Down a Few Bar Concepts

  • A nice place where everyone sits quietly and watches Antiques Roadshow reruns

  • A dry bar that’s well lit and sells groceries. Could just be a grocery store with chairs.

  • Something with casseroles. All kinds of casseroles. Maybe in an old church.

  • An olive bar. No, an olive buffet. I don’t like the word “bar.”