I was towing a big Penske moving truck behind our van. Only it wasn’t connected with a chain; it was connected via Bluetooth. I got too far ahead of it and out of range, breaking the connection and sending it careening out of control into a doctor’s office. The only injuries were to one lady’s finger. I guess she was pointing at something, which is rude, so let that be a lesson to her. Handily the office had a specific fee for just such an occasion, and it was only $30.
Still, my wife was pretty mad.